Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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