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im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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