5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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