Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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