it wasn't lemon gatorade
Please, let me fuck your mom
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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