There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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