Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
should my penis look like a turkey
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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