is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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