wakey wakey hands off snakey
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Acid is not a monday night drug
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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