come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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