I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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