Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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