Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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