Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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