This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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