i don't like sucking hair
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
