My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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