she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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