remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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