I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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