He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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