sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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