They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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