Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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