Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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