Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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