i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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