I wannas sexs uuuuu
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he just fucked me for my cheese.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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