what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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