She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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