Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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