i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?