found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
