Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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