I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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