Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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