a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize