Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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