at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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