I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
