I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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