Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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