I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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