Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Come see our sink grown plant.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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