the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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