HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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