She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
