Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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