I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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