:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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