So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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