Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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