Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
White coat. Heels.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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