It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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